Sunday, January 20, 2008

Naughteh Naughteh Girl

Hello people of the world.

Everyone had fun on Friday. Including me! Woohoo! Should 'galakkan' students pi dental so that the class will be oh-so peaceful! Mine will be next week. I'm changing it to the 25th so that i can miss school on that day! Mwahahah.

I didnt kutip derme on Saturday. Mwahahaha again.

Oh. Btw, played oh-so tiring rounds of badminton with Jojo in the class, on Friday. HAHAHA. I should've video-ed her when she accidentally smacked the light with the shuttle cork/cock (?) . Mwahahahah. Tkleh angkat. Confirm muke aku merah time ketawe cam orang baru abes minom

I'm oh-so damn bored.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Ms Shuffler

I'm gonna master the shuffle one day. Hmph! First stage done. Heh.
I just finished emailing Ms Sofia-san.
I think my eyes are bloodshot.
I just had a convo with Tonek. She's in Paris. HAHA. Yeah right.
I'm having a convo with Syera.
I'm complaining about the stupid hairdresser who cut my fringe senget.
I just realised that i talked about condom in my previous post and Mdm B is gonna read it someday. Sometime. Some minute. Faeces!

Lastly,

I FORGOT WHAT THE F I WAS GOING TO SAY.

Thank you.

Happy 13th Day New Year Everybodeh!

Hello everybody.. Umm.. Happy Belated Birthday Blog!! Mwahaha.. Skimming through my previous years posts, my god, i can die of mortification that second jugak just by reading it. So kental. I mean, not that my 2007s were that good but da 'up' sikit compared to 2005s and 2006s.

School.. So far so good. There's no additional student in Secondary 4. Damn! I was hoping for a sizzling-hot-like-hotplate-beancurd guy that will fall (or falls?) for me so that i can end my misery life of a equally-HOT-boyfriendless-girl . Haha. Taklah. Desperado betol.
P.S Mary, cam paham seh tanak BF! Nyampah i.

My life is currently two-day parentless. The 'rents is at Malacca, Dayah's favourite place, cause my Arwah Makwe's brother passed away. Condolences for/to the family.

RandomFlash: I was checking out the spelling for 'condolence' in the Thesaurus and came across 'condom'. Eh, tk sengaje eh, word die kat bawah 'Scientific' name: Prophylactic. Informal names: French letter (?) and Johnny (anak gitu..).

Hi, my name is Johnny Bravo. You guys can call me Condom Bravo.

Went to my Third Abode yesterday with Dayah. Library la jeber. Both libraries. JW and JE. Got some of the books i was looking for. Hooray! Ate a vanilla cone from McD. I used my Ez-Link to pay. Haha. Ciplak seh.. Yelah. Tkde duit katekan. Then jejalan kat Jurong. Bought bubble tea. And a Chicken Wrap @ OCK. Blablabla.. Oh. Tk lupe jua. I sempat cuci mate. Heh.
Another thing, ever felt like your toes are detaching themselves from your foot? That was how i felt when Dayah stamped on my foot. Mwaha. Like Dayah cakap, (her words not mine) 'Bagai gajah memijak semut'. Haha. Lawak la lu Dayah. Had a fun time laughing our teeth out.

Did i tell you that the Interchange, Entertainment Centre, and Library were full of swarming Sec 1 and 2s Irsyadians??! Arggh! OH. And saw Harith, Hafidz and another anonymous clan at JE library. Menyebok je. What were they doing seh with TAFSIR?? Dont tell me..

Next topic, I finally got my hair cut! AND it's not exactly the way i wanted. AND my fringe is a bit senget AND also the front part of my hair. I takot nk tengok blakang rambut i . Yes yes. I'm complaining. But i must shut my gap or in this case cut my fingers off because i didnt pay for the haircut. My sister did. But then, customer always right kan??! AND betol jugak what my sister said about our hair 'volume'(which is her yesterday favourite word of the day when it comes to hair) tak memadai. Cheywah..

Whatever it is, i'm still thankful that my hair is finally short, manageable and cute. Eheh.

RandomFlash: I pity Uzt. Mah. He have to cope with 32 screaming,changing hormonal cycles, and still a teen-angst, girls. But so does the 'Latino', Mr Isk, and the new Uzt which is still making a disapperance act, Uzt Yah, and Uzt Idh 'Johnny Depp' and the-yeay-da-tak-garang-sangat Uzt Ala, and the-new-HajiS Cikgu Zul and Uzt Az and the cannot-be-interrupted-while-talking-or-else-he-will-forget-what-hes-talking-about, Uzt Bad. Still, main concern, Uzt. Mah Form teacher baybeh! And i'm the assistant chair. Mwahahha. Hail the Princess. But i guess they have no fear of girls. Or they would have run out the second (yes.that bad) they enter the classroom after seeing the eager-to-learn faces. If they do, then they have gynophobia.

RandomFlashTheThird:

Syera - Bibliophobia. (Books. In her case, storybooks)

Mary- Bogyphobia (Boogeyman. Mwahahah)

Myself- Taphephobia (Buried alive)

Everyone- Osmophobia (Body odours)

Myself- Apiphobia (Bees)

Syafiq- Myrmecophobia (Ants. Mwahahah)

Myself- Cleithrophobia (Locked in an Enclosed Place)

Tonek- Gatophobia (Cats. Mwahahah)

Mary- Pediophobia (Dolls. Entah eh asal cam rase Mary takot)

For people who hate maths- Arithmophobia (Numbers)

Mais dont have this- Porphyrophobia (Purple)

Jojo- Atelophobia (Imperfections. Mwahahah)

Dah lah. Penat i.

Why isnt there any type of phobia KENE TEBUK ?!! Theres signs of it you know. Like constant fidgeting, change of body temperature, becomes all giggly and blabla.
Yes. Out of experience.