Saturday, April 26, 2008

The Slacker is Slacking. Wait, she's making an effort after all!

Howdy people on the Tectonic Plates of Earth. Alright! I'm a definite loser! While everyone's busy pouring their eyes' out for examinations, here i am tappity-ing tappy tap on the keyboard posting away. Woohoo! Hail Queen Slacker!
Hey! I made an effort sei! Went to JLB (aceybah!) to study for Monday's papers. With Syerry and Curly. Hahaaaa. Too bad Momsy couldnt make it. No, she bleh make it. But somehow miscommunication sekejap. Waawaawawawa. Worked out some questions then went through papers. Blablablabla.. Haiyyyyeeee. No hope ley for Chemistry! Cik-bye tol.

ByTheWay, we were studying our hearts out -yarright- when suddenly kan, jengjengjeng, MR PERVO came into view ke pe! He halau-ed us saying that this place is for children blablabla and asked us to naek tingkat 4. WaDhoFak! Oh yeah, we were at the Children's Section. Come on ah! We were not bullying them or whatsoever sei. Annnnnnnnndd, tk buwat bising pon sei! Jeber nye PERVO!
Naek lah kte ke tingkat 4, jengjengjeng, the place was infested with people!! And ummm.. quarter of it was made up of Sec Two-rians! OhMyGoodNess!!!
Descended to third storey. Minutes later, fullamak! Hajjah Sec Two-rians pon turon ler!!! Abeh tu, some of them walked by rows of shelves either that they were searching for the toilet cause they really need to piss or just memang nk bug us.

Okay, maybe both reasons are accurate. Dorng sengaje nak pi toilet cause nk tengok kteorng pasal kteorng damn HOT. I mean, klu mmg nk pi toilet, tkyah nk tngk2 la kan. Chi to the Tots tol. Tkkan tkleh pi blaja nan a male species kan? Bukannye pegangpegang pon. Aiyoyoyo..

Aftuuur that, went IMM with them. Curly blek cpat cause his head was orbiting and the need to sleep was hard to resist. Haha. OD-ed of pills kot.
Bought Yam Milkshake and Cheese Cocktails. Syera, OreoChoco and CC. WAhhhh.. Heaven ah. Cam-whore-ed kat Garden of whatever entah. 330 blah. Nk ngok OmShantiOm! Haha.

Oryt oryt. It's 9.02pm, and i'm chatting with 25Apr92 boy, walauweyy.. Ckp mcm bapak2seh.. Hahaha. He's like ''kau nk kene bawah blok bile future???'' when i told him that ''Chemistry byebye sudah..'' . Haha. Kakla ke pe ni anak.

*THE POST ENDS HERE. CAUSE EVERYTHING WENT BLACK AFTER THE CHAT. WAWAWAWAWA.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Spell with me, M-E-P-E-K!

That word burn my ears!

Let it burn! Dont extinguish it people! Let her become ear-less!!! Mwahahaha.. That was soooo last qiyam! I dont know why the heck was she with us that day, and if she's gonna be with us AGAIN next qiyam, i'm so gonna make a scene! Anyone with me?!

Back to shkool thinggies.
Alright. English and Malay oral was like citot you! I was stuttering the whole time! OMG! Seriously. Brain damage kejap seh. I didnt know my ilmu pengetahuan can be so damn cetek about all these Jamu stuffs. I didnt know post-pregnantwomen take Jamu!!! I said Indonesians yang amek Jamu. HAHAHAHA! YES! DAMN KECITOTAN I KNOW!!
So today Mr Z. is absent. Umm.. I think he's fed up la with us. Sampai tk datang shkool. Possible no?

Lagi ape nak dibualkan? Oh yeah. About last qiyam. At night, it was extra super duper cold! Sampai menusuk kalbu dan tulang. It was raining heavily and there were zaps (?) of lightning and thunders and i woke up in the middle of the night ke pe! Anjat beybeh! It was so loud and the 'impact' was so mampat that i think the musolla was lifted up from the ground.
Then, munajat lak. Somehow i still havent found someone who can make me cry with their 'rayuan'. Or maybe it is not the right tempat. Sheesh. Memang not the right tempat ah because kan, i nye hati lembut tau. HAHA! Conpem ble cair anytime but somehow time munajat jadi stone cold. So suspect not the right tempat ah gitu. Lagipon.. Ade ehemm kan.. Hehehe. So tkleh nanges ah gitu. Buruk cam beruk ke pe. Yeah right. NO la. Memang tkleh nanges.

After the qiyam, helped to usher parents who are registering for their P1 wannabes next year. God! The front gate was like a mini zoo for insects! There were ants, different kinds of worm, spiders, and most geli was FLYING UNKNOWN BEINGS! One nearly flew in my face seh! No manners btol!

These last few days, i think there was not a day that i didnt sleep in class. Free period! Must spend it wisely! I dont know why im so restless these days. I obviously didnt burn my midnight oil studying.
GOD HANNAH! SLACKER! I dont know la when will my study-time! alarm will goes off. Mother of all serious ah, im slacking behind rabak punye.

Alright ah. Till here then. Chiiiow!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Hail Queen Hannah!

Wello people of the Earth! Hannah's back with her second April post. Wooohooo! Marha Marha! Oryt.. Malay and English composition. God! I have no confidence at all ke pe!! Serious seh. But sometimes kan, the times when my confidence is so down-low after a paper, are the times when my marks are actually quite acceptable. Huahua. Just hope mcm gitu ah turn out.
BoohooooooooooooooooOOO! Then tomorrow ade geography test on that tectonic thing. Testerone tol! Eh wait, bile seh nak amek? Besok kan ade bahas lagi!

Bahas just now was disappointing. I mean, they did really great. But tak menang. But tkpe.. Besok ade lagi. With God's will they will win la eh.
Oh btw, I MISS YOU LA BAHAS BEYBEHS!

Lagi ape ye nak bobal.. Umm, after bahas tadi, ate at McDonalds. Laugh here. Laugh there. Tk cukop lagi kat MRT sambung. MangkukzzzZZZZZZZ.. Haha. Tkpe. LOVE YOU ALL!

Okay kay. I end now la eh this anak post. Tengok klu ade pape lagi nnti.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Feather-Dusting my blog

Howdy everyone! Bring along with you feather duster and a mask if youre reading cause this blog is seriously full of dustmites and etc.
Kesian my blog. Isolated. Abandoned. Godforsaken. Etc. Whatevs.
I'm updating now, so dont complain. So, i hate my life. Currently. There's like tons of things to do - but i'm not doing anything [but at least i'm making progress by staring at it using my eye power] - and there is like what, millions of things to memorise - but i'm not memorising anything because i am busy spending my time complaining rather than trying to do it. I want to hibernate ah. Wake me up when Hari Raya comes.

Today is a school day. But i'm not at school. Cool or what? NOT! Boring ah. But i dont wanna risk having 'maps' everywhere again like yesterday and live in suffer of aches and cramps. MAJOR EWW! SO, i would rather sit home and spend my time on the internet which i missed dearly. Heheh. Internet-pervo.

I wanna list down the things which i havent done yet (read: homeworkS) , but i fear of the teachers who read this and then would chase me for not doing it.

Talking about teachers, why are teachers starting to 'infest' our blogs eh? I mean, i know that having a blog means you dont really need privacy but then with teachers reading our blogs.. Umm.. I dont know what to say. It's fine for me that the teachers read our blogs but just dont take it too personal if we complain on something which somehow matters the teachers UNLESS we really direct it to you with crude words or names or whatevs.

Hooray! Tomorrow volleyball. EH WAIT, sh*T!!! No members of the same age in FIRE! ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!! Jeberon tol.. What a loner seh.

Okay okay. Bore-mites are starting to come to get me. I better think of something to do before i'm being eaten by them.

Bye2 for now. Hopefully this is not the last goodbye for this month. Huahua.